Gay relationships/marriage: I’m for it! No, its not because I believe that everyone deserves love because its just that sooper speshul. Its just that, under the US constitution, every man is created equal. Meaning if one can marry, all of them can. Women too, its just that in olden times, people were less open. Of course, examples of overcoming racial and gender discriminations don’t seem to make an impact on people, so prosecution of someone’s sexual orientation has become a fad.. If anyone wants to bring religion into this topic, well I have 1 thing to say. America isn’t a theocracy. God says no? Big fucking deal. God probably says no to other gods as well, but religious tolerance is a common thing here. If there is a God, does anyone really think he gives a shit about humans? Its already known that the universe is infinitely vast. In all of that space, which there is A LOT of, does anyone really think only 1 planet was fit for any form of life, sentient or not? Meaning, why would God waste his time with just here? Why would he care? Why should anyone care if someone else is going to hell? I mean, EVERYONE is going to hell if the bible is the truth. Everyone. Well, everyone but Mormons.

Abortion: I’m pro-choice. There are restrictions, of course. There is a time when babies are aborted, which is the first trimester of gestation. At least, thats true as far as I know. (I may be an ignorant little bastard, though.) At that point, its nothing but a parasite. I really don’t think people should be getting abortions after 8 months, but I’d rather allow that then ban it. To people who think its bad, I’m sure they’ll think there are instances where its fine. Thats not being very firm in their beliefs… The clichéd example is a 14 year old girl being raped. It seems pedophiles are abundant in the world of aborted fetuses, since I’d think any raped woman would get that option, not just the young ones… Anyways, if its okay when this happens, it should be okay for any instance. You may be asking, “Why, exactly, is that true, Casey? Assuage our confusion with your infinite knowledge.” or you may not be asking that. Either way, I’ll be answering that question. A baby is a baby. A human life is a human life. There is no single reason that can make abortion go from a travesty to something that is okay. Its pretty much all or nothing. Also, if anyone wants to delve further into human life, I have 2 more things to talk about. Masturbation and ovulation. I’m sure all of you know what masturbation is. I’m even sure most of you have done it. I’m also expecting a 6th grade education from all 12 of my readers, so you should know what the white stuff is. Sperm. Meaning a possible life. Getting rid of that many at once is BAD for people who don’t like “wasting” human life. To top it off, even while procreating, all those sperm die! We should take one sperm and artificially inseminate women, to eliminate all the murder. Good idea, no? Oh, and about ovulation….that egg is a possible life. Haphazardly discharging it is bad. We need to get scientists away from less important things so they can figure out a way to stop the abomination known as “Dot.”

Animal Testing: Here’s a hippie topic for all you hippies out there. Enjoy if you’re not too baked. I’m pretty moderate on this issue. I’m not sure if it goes on, but things like cosmetic testing on animals is…stupid. Do I think it should happen on humans instead? Yes. I also think strange chemical combinations that are potentially harmful to the human body shouldn’t be put into products that cost a lot of money and make you look like a whore. However, for things like medical testing, I’m all for it. In this world, humans are above other animals. We are at the top of the food chain, meaning its our world. Thats how it goes. The survival of animals, which is a good thing, comes second to our survival, which is a better thing. Animal testing for medicinal purposes is a good cause, though not for the animals or for hippies. With shorter periods of gestation, more offspring and, though I hate to say it, expendability(which is NOT a word…) certain animals are perfect for this kind of testing. So, to recap, cosmetic testing = bad. Medical testing = good.

Suicide: I’m all for it! Let those bastards kill themselves. Whose gonna care? Not me, thats for damn sure… Aaanyways, I’m not sure if this subject counts as a “controversial” issue, but I’m running out of ideas… I think its fine. I really do. If you don’t want to live, then don’t. Chances are, it won’t affect anything other than the feelings of those around you. Other than that, no impact to the way things work will be made. You probably wouldn’t be that important if you stayed alive, anyways. The “value” of life is pretty low, after all. In my opinion, the meaning of life is to reproduce and carry on your genes to the next generation. Thats how animals live and humans are, for the stupid people that don’t know, animals.

Well, seeing as how my last topic was underdeveloped and about something that isn’t really controversial, I’m going to assume sleep is wearing me down. So, I’m gonna go to sleep now. I know you don’t care, but I”m ending my post like this, so I’m giving you a long-winded explanation of why I’m saying what I’m saying. I just can’t stop, can I? I just keep going and going and going and going. Ok, I’m done now.

My Father – Dennis: This guy is an alcoholic. Meaning he drinks alcohol. A lot of it. If he leaves the house after 2 in the afternoon, its safe to assume he’ll come home staggeringly drunk. He isn’t a mean drunk, as I don’t have any bruises, but he isn’t a fun drunk. He does say things that make no sense, but its in a stupid way, not an amusing way. His speech is near incomprehensible and he trips over nothing. Not over his feet, but over nothing. Walls are his friend while he is drunk, since he uses them for balance. But some walls are double crossing bastards, as he falls into them and hurts himself pretty often. My dad’s a nice guy though, so he forgives them during his next drunken stupor. Other than the drinking, he’s extremely boring. He has friends, who help him to drink, but I don’t see why. He isn’t funny and he doesn’t say interesting things. Hell, I can’t pick out a single interesting thing about him. Even in people I hate, I can usually see ONE good thing about them. To top it all off, he’s an idiot. I hate those things…Anyways, in a nutshell, thats my one and only father…

My mother – Vianna: Well, I have less bad things to say about her. She’s not an alcoholic, but she is a bitch and she is obnoxious. She is kinda slow too, but she’s no alcoholic…Her hobbies include gossiping with her friends, laughing loudly, yelling, laughing more, and treating me like her speshul little buddy~ I don’t enjoy that, if you can believe it. She confides in me a lot, mostly about marital problems and about how much a dick my dad is for acting the way he does, but I honestly don’t care. I mean, they fight a lot and its pretty conspicuous, most likely due to the yelling, so its not hard to figure out exactly what problems they have with their marriage without getting the play by play. She is the person in my family I hate the least so, in my book, she’s not horrific~

My brother – Zac: Oh…the reason for my depression at the age of 8 and the person I hate the most. My brother, who may or may not be referred to as “The Douche,” is, surprisingly, a douche! I’m his “plaything” as he gets bored and likes to hit and/or annoy me. Mostly both. Oh, and by the way, thats how he described me, not me acting like a victim…His life seems to revolve around obsessing over lacrosse, a sport he’s been playing for a whole month, and MapleStory, a game that sucks. Of course, he can’t be bothered to play the game. He has to hack it and complain about getting banned. I mean, creating new accounts is such a tedious thing, after all. Anyways, I thought I’d be a lot more happy once he started lacrosse, since he’d be out of my life for a large period of time. I was wrong. At times, I’m happy since I’m without him, but his lacrosse stick can be used as a bludgeon. Not only can it be used as one, but it is used as one. Its kinda painful…To add on to what makes him such a great person, he also likes to yell, probably something he got from my mother, and he is an unbelievable dick who comes close to tears whenever anyone tells him no. For the record, he will be 17 in May. I’ll leave it at this for now, but I hope you’ll enjoy tales of his escapades and my repressed memories in the near future~

You can call me Penguin the Clown.  Yes, that is with capitalization and TWO spaces.  I now have access to this amazing blog of two posts!  Lucky me! 

Want to know something even more amazing?  This blog will be abandoned in a week or less!  I bet on it!  Unless “flamingsheep” decides he wants to be an even bigger emo and write about his life – which truly does sound awful, by the way.  In fact, I once had the displeasure to talk with his brother.  It was the single worst moment of my internet life.  He frequently called me a “biotch” and instead of typing “hahaha” he typed “jajajaja.”  What the hell? 

Anywho, yes anywho, I may or may not post again.  Most likely, I will post again just because I can and I like doing things because I can. 

School. To those of us in the world who are underprivileged, its a dream. To me, its boring. For all you other Americans reading this, its great isn’t it? For those of you from a not so fortunate country, life is a bitch. Anyways, before I begin an unimportant tangent, I’ll get back on topic. School sucks. Its bad enough when you’re an underachiever, but its worse when you hate everyone there as well. The teachers, the students, the people you settle for in terms of human companionship…all of them. Learning isn’t fun. If knowledge was, in fact, power, then I’d be a lot more interested in academics. However, it doesn’t grant you the capabilities necessary for destroying those that get on your nerves. I suppose I should move on into details of why exactly it sucks. Prepare for some bitching, because I’m pretty good at that…

Spanish: I’m in third year Spanish at my school. Its not hard whatsoever, but the peppiness of the class makes me sad. I don’t…do peppy. Art projects and speaking in front of people aren’t my strong suits, as I don’t like talking to people I don’t know and I fail at art. If you didn’t notice the contradictoriness in that statement, I don’t applaud you. Contradictoriness is a word…I was just winging it. >_> Aaaaanyways, the people in there are also stupid. Which pisses me off. You’d know if you’ve read the “About Me” page on this thing… I’m white, yet they insist that I am Hispanic, since I have a bit of an accent and can understand the grammatical concepts of the language. I attribute it to the fact that I’ve been taking Spanish for a number of years, but I suppose its just the Mexican in me. It seems living in Southern California has affected me more than I had ever thought possible..

AP European History: I hate this class. With all of my being. The teacher is an annoying prick. The class is uninteresting and dull. The curriculum is difficult for most, which leads to constant moaning over tests and essays, even though that is what saves my grades. I mentioned being an underachiever, right? Well, this class is to blame. Its bored me to the point where I don’t care about doing the work. This has translated to every other class I have…I’m sure that if I continue with this site I’ll be bitching about this class a lot, so I’ll spare you the annoyance for now.

Biology: I don’t have much to say about this class. The teacher is bearable, its a college prep class so the curriculum is unbearably easy, and even with my slacker habits, I keep the highest grade in the class. The people, however, suck. My school is apparently segregated…There’s the Honors students and the College Prep students. There is a surprising lack of moderates… The people are idiots and can’t comprehend the simplest concepts, but I don’t know, nor do I want to know, them so I can’t get into the nitty gritty details…In an unrelated matter, the fact that I used the term “nitty gritty” is a sad thing indeed.

Geometry: My final class! Block scheduling leaves me with 4 classes, which I find to be acceptable…Geometry isn’t hard, but I’m not much of a math person. With 7 missing assignments last quarter, I got a B+. Thats kinda sad…But the class isn’t horrible. I like the teacher, but I hate the subject. Its leaning towards awful, but it retains its neutrality for the most part. Huh….this semester, only AP Euro and Spanish make me hate school..Though, AP Euro is the worst class I’ve ever taken, so that counts for a lot…

Blog post completed~

Anyways, look forward to the future of this place~~~